Thursday, June 14, 2012

It's An Issue Of Public Health Like Banning Ball Pits At Dental Offices

A PRIMARY school has banned pupils from touching each other. Those caught giving high fives, hugging, playing tag, basketball or football are punished with “counselling sessions”.


Where are the high pressure hoses to seperate them in case they make contact? Won't someone please think of the children?

2 comments:

M. D. Jackson said...

What are they doing them letting them play in a communal area in the first place? Why aren't they put into individual cubicles? That way they keep separate and are prepared for the rest of their lives as mindless office drones.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Hey, you don't have to convince me. Can we house those cubicles in a greenhouse? That's how you grow the best hothouse orchids.