Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Just Funny

Friday, June 29, 2012

Just Funny

7 comments:

Sam G said...: I hate math word problems. Hell I hate math period.; June 30, 2012 at 5:18 AM
Erik Johnson Illustrator said...: Aliens not wearing hats is make it or break it issue for me. Why doesn't the Doctor wear a hat? I don't care how stylin' your mousse is. If you're going to a completely alien environment every week, you should have at least some token of protection for your head, or something to shield your eyes from the planet's three suns.; June 30, 2012 at 5:56 AM
Kal said...: Again with the hats with you. That is what made the original Star Trek so goofy. What made it an alien planet? How could you tell? Because everyone but the human and vulcans wore goofy hats. Everyone should just wear one of those Judge Dress helmets.; June 30, 2012 at 7:19 AM
Erik Johnson Illustrator said...: Kirk and Spock only wore hats on the really "dangerous" missions.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-12fppDX6p6c/Tdfi4bVsuhI/AAAAAAAACGE/4GWSOSk0SoI/s1600/img069.jpg; June 30, 2012 at 8:19 AM
Kal said...: Ah...a Piece of the Action...what a great episode. And the hats in this case are indespensible to the outfit. It's not the same without the hats.

You CAN loose half those bad guard/warrior buckets those poor extras had to wear, however.

I wrote Judge Dress. Who the hell is Judge DRESS?; June 30, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Nathan said...: Aliens have a shortage of hats. That's why they wanted to steal all the hats in that terrible Simpsons tie-in game "Bart vs. the Space Mutants."; June 30, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Erik Johnson Illustrator said...: I always loved the "Trek Fu" tactics of "The Next Generation", were "the finest in the fleet" would slap a guard, palm out on the "face" of the face obscuring motorcycle helmet, and somehow this knocked out the opponent. Seems like you'd have better luck protecting yourself by wearing a sombrero.; June 30, 2012 at 10:04 AM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.