Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Part Of My New Hollywood Lifestyle


Do you think they sell you the anti-venom in case the spider gets out of his casing? It would be great to have that to throw at someone who is attacking me at the moment. How long could he live without food or air or water or is it already pre-sealed in plastic? I would only buy this if the spider was real AND glowed in the dark.

4 comments:

DrGoat said...

They have lots of these kinds of things in the souvenir shops here in AZ. Spiders, scorpions, tarantulas, even snakes. Encased in lucite. Personally, I think it sucks. Don't like having dead creatures as ornamentation. Now put Rush Limbaugh in plastic and I could go for that.

Kal said...

If he is not alive then what is the difference? Who would know if you just used a plastic spider. With the things they can do with plastics these days you could replicate one perfectly and not seal some poor living creature in carbonite. Han Solo had it coming but poor poison spider did not.

DrGoat said...

You're absolutely right. We need to kill him first. Rush I mean.

Kal said...

Encase Rush in lucite then have him cut into inch sized slices for sale.