If I was in charge of Guiness and their stupid book of records I would make these Romanians pick up every damn firey paper lantern they released. Really smart to let each one go during the summer forest fire season. When Romania burns to the ground I will be the first one to remind you all that I predicted it first. If I ever needed ANOTHER reason not to go to Romania....
The Romanians claim to have trumped last June’s release of 11,000 in Poland with 12,740 of their own on Saturday.
How was this number arrived at? The lanterns were all released at the same time, not one after another. I don't trust Romanian math any further than I trust all their vampires and werewolves.
Don't get me started on all the stories about relatives digging up their recent dead family members and putting a stake through their hearts because they think they are still stalking them. This happend TWICE just this year. Fuck you Romania.
At least the Romanians still know what to do with those bloodsucking vampires, as opposed to Americans who just want to date them because they're so "dreamy and sparkly".
The lanterns are an idiotic idea, like 99% of Guiness BS, but MD has a point. They can't even tie their own shoes over here, let alone kill the undead.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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4 comments:
I don't trust 'em either. Shifty eyes.
Don't get me started on all the stories about relatives digging up their recent dead family members and putting a stake through their hearts because they think they are still stalking them. This happend TWICE just this year. Fuck you Romania.
At least the Romanians still know what to do with those bloodsucking vampires, as opposed to Americans who just want to date them because they're so "dreamy and sparkly".
The lanterns are an idiotic idea, like 99% of Guiness BS, but MD has a point. They can't even tie their own shoes over here, let alone kill the undead.
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