Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Mormon's And Their Judgements On Tumblr

"I heard this today and it reminded me of your penchant for poorly clothed redheads..."

The song was 'Scarlett' by Kenny Rogers. It's so terrible a tune that I can't post it here. But I will never apologize for having a keen eye for beauty in all it forms. I think I will trust my own instincts on this one if that is okay with you and your magic underwear. Heaven forbid one of us males lusts after something attractive. Or multiple attractive women, something you, as a Mormon should be keen to get behind and support. But to do THAT you would have to stop being a hypocrite. Go believe your balloon juice and leave me be.


 






 
I hope this selection makes his head explode.
Brings that shit into MY house?
 

6 comments:

j-swin said...

Honestly, if anyone can name something better than a sexxy redhead, I'll still claim balderdash!

Kal said...

Well maybe a nice bowl of tomato soup and a grilled cheese sammich...but I am hungry right now.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Was the Mormon being sarcastic or was it dry wit? I read that comment and it could go either way. I have personally known at least one Mormon with a sense of humour.

Kal said...

If it was it didn't seem that way at the time. I might have jumped but, eh, whatcha gonna do?

Konsumterra said...

slowly like the dinoaurs they are boarding their exodus ships soon to be gone forever - returning home to planet gingertron

Kal said...

Wasn't that the same planet that the Go-Bots got exiled to by the Transformers.