Sunday, November 17, 2013

Such Jungle Propaganda Is The Reason I Am Single

 
Who could love a Beast with this kind of attitude out there? How are we Beasts going to attract women if you don't make the whole 'adventure' look at least semi-appealing. This guy may not shave but he has the most sparkling dinner conversation.
 

3 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

The bride has a suspiciously butch face.

profsafety said...

Conveniently wrapped in clear plastic.

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

"Please don't tell what happens at the end!" Sounds more like a desperate plea rather than a suspenseful enticement.