Calvin HeightonI always tell him I will do him QUICK and CLEAN. He's a brave little butter lamb and if he must die to grace my hot buttered rolls, then he will do it bravely. And I will ease his journey to the other side.
Calvin HeightonIt's an old Ukranian tradition for Easter. We ALWAYS had a butter lamb. Damn, that is just inviting the devil in to not have one. Then on Easter Sunday you carve him up to butter your bread and watch the light leave his poor black peppercorn eyes. That...See More
Calvin HeightonIf they gave you a piece of cake and told you to ignore the dead body in the kitchen then you did just that. THAT guy didn't know when to shut up and look what it got him? I knew to keep my mouth shut so I got cake.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.