Sunday, June 5, 2016

I Think I Will Pass On This Tourist Attraction

There’s a religious theme park in Orlando, Florida called The Holy Land Experience. Each day, the Romans crucify Jesus and photos of tourist onlooking the entire crucifixion are the most uncanny thing.

And when you are tired of watching the hideous torture and death of a human being you can enjoy a nice eighteen holes of mini golf. That's a great day in glory of the Lord for the whole family. That is how you raise those kids up right. GAAAAAAH!!



j-swin said...

We live about an hour away. and my god, you talk about decadent. The outside is nothing but ornate gold and marble. It's sad to think people are making a ton of money by commercializing people's faith...then again, they are dumb enough to throw their money away.

Debra She Who Seeks said...


Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Where is a hurricane when you need one? And what kind of actor plays the cruxified Jeebus two times a day and three times on Sunday? How healthy is he? When does he snap?

DrGoat said...

Past crazy, entering into lunatic territory. America has
a rich history of capitalizing on faith. Modern snake oil
salesman. Actually, it's not just the US.