Wednesday, November 8, 2017

I Think She Is Trying To Seduce Me

 

5 comments:

DrGoat said...

For a moment there, I thought you were being seduced by a woman with heart hair, a terminal condition. Now heart breaking is something I'm familiar with. Just don't let her out-beard you and I think you'll have lovely offspring. Costco has lint rollers by the case.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Well written. I want you to help me with my wedding vows.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

You were made for each other! I mean you and the Monkey Woman, not you and DrGoat. Though correct me if I'm wrong, boys.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Like Marge said to Homer when Homer suggested he could marry Carl and Lenny - "Don't you push them. They will discover their love for each other all on their own."

DrGoat said...

I think we'll keep it a long distance relationship. Besides, what if our cats didn't get along. Our kitty is a terrible snob and I'm sure the Baroness would think Tag was below her station. A Mexican standoff as they say here in the southwest. No fun at all.