Oh Dear Lord Why?

Not like Canada has alot of superheroes to boast about. Sure we can claim the great Wolverine and that should make up for the silly ones we got saddled with. Even Captain Canuck was not really someone you would want to play as a kid. Thank the gods we can take half credit for the creation of Superman. Hell, even our post office put out stamps to celebrate that fact. On CBC they always show the history minute commercial where Joe Shuster leaves Toronto on the train to go visit his cousin in Chicago. Here it is for you non-believers out there.



So how could a guy like Brok Windsor ever really match the Man of Steel? I mean look at the costume for one thing. A wrestler's onesy in the frozen tundra? I don't think so. Can't he just wear a t-shirt under that? You may be a tough guy Brok but I really don't need to see your nipples especially when the get all chapped from the cold. There would also be significant 'shrinkage' if you catch my meaning. Plus that big ass belt buckle looks like he just won an event at the Calgary Stampede Rodeo. However, I do like the Mountie boots. Always a good look. And do they really have to say its 'ANOTHER' great Canadian comic while most of us can't even name five if put to the test. Its sad I know...but did you hear about this kid calling himself Wolverine?