Buzzing Of Doom

I have been reading all these post on tech sites that explain how to decrease the brain-destroying buzzing created by the VUVUZELAS. If the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico doesn't kill us then the crazy created by this high decibel buzzing will drive everyone insane. Well, except for those in North America who are not watching soccer which lead my mind down all kinds of conspiracy theory avenues. Don't laugh. Now that I said it, you are thinking the same things I am.

Regardless, I am sure it's all Obama's fault. No matter what 'IT' is. Come on. Kenyan, Muslim, Nazi, Socialist unleashes plastic horn on world to distract from the 'end of the world' scenarios he knows about but is not telling us. Did he think I wouldn't find out? That is what is the most insulting. I can deal with the end of existence but I can't abide anyone thinking I would just freak out hearing the news.

I of course WOULD lose my shit but that is irrelevant. He had no way of knowing that and I find his lack of faith in me...disturbing. I am starting to think that he doesn't trust me or my solutions anymore and may be actively (GASP) trying to do me harm.

First they get rid of the bees who could have together produced a pitch to cancel out the vuvuzelas and now they try to take me off the chessboard.

This is bad people. Start stocking up on bottled water and canned goods.