Damn Bears

If they aren't judging me all the time they are up in my face about not liking their newest McDonald's commercial. It's NOT you, bear. It's the way that damn corporation portrays you as a stupid animal without a sense of smell. I know when I enter a campground and I smell a 'Big Mac', I go for that tasty burger. I in no way meant to imply that your cousin was a punk ass bitch bear for not doing the same thing. I KNOW he was acting. I get the point of the commercial. So stop emailing me. And can someone tell me how a bear gets Internet access anyways? Don't we have bear harassment laws or something? Isn't it summer? Don't they have picnic baskets to steal and ties to wear? What? I can't make a joke about the park bears either? Stupid bears and their bear lobby groups.

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