He had the money for all those gadgets and business cards but never a penny for some take-out. Maybe he just liked to give himself a challege. He is a super genius afterall.
Yup, called himself a SUPER Genius ("I like the way that rolls off the tongue, Wile E. Coyote, SUPER GENIUS.") right before the explosives shake he was in got hit by the train.
I'm not sure how much of a genius ol' Wile E. actually is. Seems to me that anybody of any sensible mind at all would find another company to order stuff from, after some of the awful results he got from ACME products, which were probably made by sweatshop workers in Thailand.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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best business card ever, pray he never shows it to the freak on "American Psycho."
"Egg white, so sublime, must kill..."
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One of the few cartoons where he talked, if I'm not mistaken.
Yup, called himself a SUPER Genius ("I like the way that rolls off the tongue, Wile E. Coyote, SUPER GENIUS.") right before the explosives shake he was in got hit by the train.
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I'm not sure how much of a genius ol' Wile E. actually is. Seems to me that anybody of any sensible mind at all would find another company to order stuff from, after some of the awful results he got from ACME products, which were probably made by sweatshop workers in Thailand.
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