Monday, October 18, 2010

This Is Why I Am Alone

So many girls would rather choose the tentacled creature with multiple bug eyes and a ray gun over me most days. I may not be pretty but my eyes are set the correct distance apart and I almost always smell April fresh.

9 comments:

Pat Tillett said...

maybe it's the "ray gun."

Kal said...

It's always the ray gun.

csmith2884 said...

Tentacled creatures or slugs in the bar, ya reap what you sow. This is why some women are never happy. Pick the gimped geek and you would be happy.Luck for me I found a smart one.

Dr. Monkey said...

She's only using him to get to you.

Ricky Shambles said...

Ah, classic "she'd be better with me." Not so much, my friend. What is good from far is often far from good.

Never let looks bemuse your acuity for a true, genuine person.

There is one.

Anonymous said...

She only likes him because he's not interested. Also, he drives a Harley.

Kal said...

Damn bikers. They are what ruined my experiences in day care also but I don't like to talk about that.

M. D. Jackson said...

She's not interested in him in "that" way. She just wants to add him to her collection of stuffies at the foot of her bed.

Lazarus Lupin said...

yeah yeah but will she be happy when she becomes octo mom?

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