Monday, December 6, 2010

The Terrorists Have Finally Won


When Osama is laughing his ass off in HIS Cave of Evil, then you know we have lost the real battle. Toppling buildings is not what hurts us...but being fondled by some sweaty TSA minimum wager, does.

3 comments:

M. D. Jackson said...

It's not a real cave. It's a set. He's not in a cave. He's in his family home back in Saudi Arabia living the life of a prince. He only goes into the "Cave Room" to have his picture taken or shoot video to make the faithful believe that he is still in hiding and having a bad time of it like they are. If they were to learn the truth, that he's at his folk's house eating pate de fois gras and drinking champagne, well then there'd be a real revolution, now wouldn't there.

Whoops. Did I say all that out loud? How naughty of me (Heh, heh)

Kal said...

So he is just talking smack about us and our coupled ball sacks. Well that just infuriates me. I oughta....

Kal said...

And he besmirches the glory that is a Cave of Cool by reducing it to some movie set. Well he has insulted me for the last time. I will not rest until I am cupping his balls...while they rest in one of those crown royal bags. That is my Christmas promise to all of you.