Wednesday, June 29, 2011
I just saw those two troublemakers walking back and forth on my front sidewalk. They were wearing the same jackets. Since I know that they aren't an elderly couple on their way to the casino, I can only assume those crows are part of some gang or at the very least have gang connections.
I might have to up my game and advance my plans for their demise. I do hate picking up dead birds though. I had one come to life in my hands once and it made me fill my diaper.
I have been afraid of spontaneous aviary resurrections every since. I also fear chickens who are allowed to run free after they get their heads cut off. I remember watching the horror through the closed kitchen window at the farm. I remember the screaming and my shirt done up to the top button in case any blood somehow slipped past.
Posted by Kal at 5:34 PM