Saturday, December 15, 2012

Fuck You Mike Huckabee

“We ask why there is violence in our schools, but we’ve systematically removed God from our schools. Should we be so surprised that schools would become a place of carnage because we’ve made it a place where we don’t want to talk about eternity, life, what responsibility means, accountability?”


You opportunistic religious cocksucker. Yeh, you know all - taking God out of the schools (because your fucking Constitution MANDATES the separation of church and state) allowed the Devil to open the door to the building and let the murderer inside....who I suspect we will find was a very Christian type of god fearing psychopath who should have learned all about eternity, life, responsibility and accountability by his parents who, after all, have some control over how much of the balloon juice they want from you god lovers. Anything you don't like all of of sudden becomes understandable because god hates fags and gays cause hurricanes.

If your theory is correct then EVERY KID who graduated out of one of these 'godless' schools should be going on shooting rampages because they were never given the gentle touch of the Lord's teachings or the more probing touch of the priest.

All my religion ever taught me was why I needed to disassociate myself from people like the Church Mafia who decided who the latest unclean would be. Jews, blacks, homosexuals, immigrants or women always qualified for their scorn. All religions degrade those who are often too weak to fight back or have rules that brutally put down anyone who dares speak against traditions that are only designed to give power to men not educated enough or encouraged enough NOT to use their power for evil. The smelly goat fuckers of the Taliban spring to mind.

Instead of God being there...to end the whole violent affair before thing got started HE thought it was more important to send yet another message. The same message he sends after each killer storm or mass shooting - yes, the aforementioned God Hates Fags theory.

BECAUSE people have turned their backs on God then they deserve what they get according to the Governor's logic. God is being cranky and not saving anyone from the slaughter unless they first kiss his holy ass. Isn't the message from Governor Fuckheadabee?

How a responsible human being in the public eye like Governor Shithead, who has the oratory skills to convince some toothless hillbilly that shooting up a godless school is not the way to spread God's punishment, can say what he did in the HOURS after the shooting is the very height of opportunism and hubris. The gleeful way he tries to command this moment is dispicable. FUCK HIM and anyone who buys his line of bullshit.

The carnage came from WITHOUT the school and did not come from some elementary student who didn't get to have someone else's bullshit truths shoved down his throat. If anything, the lack of God will make a kid become more of a realist. One who sees the world as a dangerous one that requires you to be on your toes while treating everyone as worthwhile and hoping for the same treatment in return - relying on some absent sky god to save you at the last minute because you prayed for it is ridiculous and dangerous. Believe whatever the hell you want. Just don't tell me about it.

I won't even discuss the gun issue because we all know where that conversation goes.

Please don't argue with me or tell me you don't like what I said. Get over it. I needed to vent because like all of you I am powerless to stop these kinds of soul crushing events...we all are. I just think a little more acceptance and compassion needs to come to our society and those who use such events to advance their own divisive causes needs to be marginalized and excised from our collective. It's enough already with the guns and the god.

10 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

You tell 'em, Cal.

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

Ugh. This isn't time to play "Blame Game" to promote your personal agenda Mikey. Regardless of whether theology is taught in public schools or not, the world is filled with sick, evil people who do horrible things that no amount of education can fix.

Levi Krause said...

AMEN, Cal. Well said.

Unknown said...

Religion teaches people that life is essentially meaningless compared to the eternity of Heaven, or whatever the idea of afterlife is called depending on which line of bullshit you subscribe to. Is it any wonder that these religious extremists are in such a hurry to kill and die to get there? Or that right wing Christians nutjobs can so easily devalue the lives of others?

And fuck Mike Huckabee, but also fuck ANYONE who uses a tragedy like this to further their own agendas. I am so sick of these assholes, and this outpouring of fake sympathy.

Joshua Raymond said...

Jeez. Why is is every time there is a disaster or tragedy, one of these douches has to go on TV and blame it on people who don't share their political and religious beliefs? I'm with you on this one man, FUCK Mike Hucakabee.

david_b said...

Jeez, its only an opinion folks. No one ever mentions the 22 children killed in China.. Don't they count..?

The absence of that clarifies that you folks DO have an agenda here, so you're not much better off than ol' Huck. Sorry if the truth hurts.

david_b said...

And if you read carefully, I never once said I agreed with Huck.

I agree this is NOT the time to politicize.

Kal said...

Go hug and kiss your gun but like I said, allow us who are outraged to have our righteous indignations. I do have an agenda, an anti-asshole agenda and that is something maybe you should jump on the bandwagon with me instead of giving this doughebag a pass like you always do because you have bought a whole big bag of that shit he is selling.

Mr. R said...

I hear you, Kal.

Billy Graham's daughter said a similar thing about the Katrina disaster regarding the people suffered and died there because they turned their backs on God...as a practicing Christian, this entire "God putting the phone off the hook" rhetoric is abhorent at best. Strange she didn't mention the two dozen churches destroyed during Katrina.

The worst part is, We could learn from this...compassion and empathy instead of sensationalism and polarization. I've seen people on my fb feed talk in all seriousness about getting police in every school, arming teachers, having loaded guns for defense in principals offices and then say trigger sensors on these "school issue guns" would be safety measures...all while our states defund our educational institutions faster than I thought possible. The same thing was said about the movie theater shooting...because a firefight between paniced people in a pitch black movie theater against a man in kevlar armor would have worked out so much better. America (or the overall American mindset) is so consumed in hatred, greed and fear that it will never let go of it's armory. "we need it to keep evil at bay"...because evil has been contained so well thus far? The entire American psyche was rattled to its core by a dozen men with boxcutters on 3 airliners so what did we do? Skyrocket the sale of handguns which managed to stop zero potential terrorists since. Again, What is the answer? If only we had MORE weaponry to just blow it away first or we can just talk about how God made this happen because our nation didn't hit the prayer quota! Talk about missing the point on a continental level.

Just think of this, Can you imagine these poor parents having to see their children's christmas gifts I'm sure are hidden around their homes? When that thought entered my mind today, I had to pull over. It's heartbreaking.

sorry for the long post. You're right...and imagine, in some alternate universe, this man could have been our president.

david_b said...

Sorry Kal, I'm just for everyone to have a say, even you.

It's called free speech, whether you like it or not.

Clearly you are not understanding my point of view, sir. I do not believe the prayer argument, since dozens of european countries around the world didn't have any sort of prayer history in school, and you don't see these mass trajedies happening elsewhere.

Obviously China had a similar trajedy. If there's prayer in schools there, then there's not much validity, is there..?

But most importantly, this is a terrible terrible pointless trajedy. I wish he would have just turned the gun on himself.