Now There Is One Happy, Well Irrigated Family

Bran is the answer, bitches. Keep your colon health, it's the key to life. And get yourself a SQUATY POTTY and enough extra buckets for everyone just to cut down on accident. Easier to rinse out an old ice cream bucket than to have your rug steamed clean. This is what has happen to family unity. No sharing of chocolate flavored laxatives anymore.