Listen. America would never support a racist. If Trump HAD ever in his entire life actually s...aid something racist we would have shut his ass down. I'm a CLASSIC liberal AKA a libertarian left, and Donald Trump is my motherfucking hero. The liberal Authoritarian left has taken over both parties and has become an oligarchy of retard catboys who worship Satan and cats. They are planning on exterminating 90% of the human race and killing all dogs for a whole world of Satan-worshipping catboys. Trump is our last chance to live and these demons are foaming at the mouth to stop him so he can save the motherfucking world. This motherfucker was literally sent by aliens to save mankind and you wanna vote for a convicted felon in the KKK with radiation poisoning who's gonna die in 4 years? You hate America? Well guess what fuckboy you're surrounded by people who love freedom and who will die to defend it. You want liberalism? You want anarchy? You wanna good hit, bro? TRY DABBING THE CONSTITUTION. IT WAS WRITTEN ON HEMP PAPER THERE'S PROBABLY SOME THC ON IT.
None of it makes a lick of sense.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.