Just when I think these corporate bastards are done shooting balloon juice up my pipe I read this. We really can't defeat them. This is an evil we need superheroes to take down. But maybe I am all wrong. To hear BP tell it, even in a disaster they create a silver lining.
Apparently BP's online magazine for employees has found a way to put a positive spin on the Gulf oil spill:
"Much of the region’s [nonfishing boat] businesses — particularly the hotels — have been prospering because so many people have come here from BP and other oil emergency response teams,” another report says. Indeed, one tourist official in a local town makes it clear that “BP has always been a very great partner of ours here…We have always valued the business that BP sent us.”
I give up. I can't fight something with not even one ounce of shame.
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