That is the great thing about being part of the 'British Commonwealth' - one day I too might be knighted. For 'conspicious gallantry in the face of blog posting'
And thus was Picard ruthlessly assilated into the the Royal Covenant of the Borg, learning that when kneeling before the mighty Freemason squatting demonic motherhood called Elizabeth II, resistance truly WAS futile. And so, forever more, he was lost.
Unfortunately as Canadians we are not permitted to be knighted, nor receive any medal giving out by the Queen and or associate British government. Think what Conrad black had to do to become a British Lord. This is why they stopped giving Canucks the Victoria Cross and had to develop our own military honours.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Now it's SIR Captain Ebenezer Picard Xavier. Or something.
He is just british.
I very much wish she had used a bat'leth.
ha ha Leviathud - the queen wielding a bat'leth would have been extra wicked awesome.
That is the great thing about part of the Commonwealth - one day I too might be knighted. For 'conspicious gallantry in the face of blog creation'
Obviously knighted for his exception work in Masterminds.
And thus was Picard ruthlessly assilated into the the Royal Covenant of the Borg, learning that when kneeling before the mighty Freemason squatting demonic motherhood called Elizabeth II, resistance truly WAS futile.
And so, forever more, he was lost.
And, how's YOUR day going?
Hey, that was ME, don't call me anonymous.
Mark cracks me up.
Unfortunately as Canadians we are not permitted to be knighted, nor receive any medal giving out by the Queen and or associate British government. Think what Conrad black had to do to become a British Lord. This is why they stopped giving Canucks the Victoria Cross and had to develop our own military honours.
Cotos to Sir Patrick Stewart.
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