•John McCain replies to Snooki via Twitter, calls Obama’s tax and spend policy “quite The Situation.”
I am only giving you the title of the item from 'The Daily What' because I refuse to be a part of the destruction of the culture anymore than I already am. Plus, the title says all you need to know to sigh heavily and give a loud "GAH!"
Watching old people try to connect with youth culture by attaching themselves to something anyone who IS hip knows is lame is just...well...LAME! Not only is anything related to 'Jersey Shore' stupid and lame is is also syphilitic.
I can just see him sitting in his office and asking his staffers, "What's a Snooki?"
Well, McCain might get a nickname out of it. I suggest 'Soupy' because I suspect that is what he smells like. And that is what he will make if he gets into the hot tub with Snooki who will now have the SECOND stupidest name ever.
Say what you will about Obama but he has too much dignity and class to ever stoop so low. Congratulations John, Sarah Palin is now the second worst decision you ever made and that is saying alot.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.