Thursday, June 10, 2010

John McCain's Bullshit Attempt To Be Hip And Relevant With People Who Are Anything But Of The Day


•John McCain replies to Snooki via Twitter, calls Obama’s tax and spend policy “quite The Situation.”

I am only giving you the title of the item from 'The Daily What' because I refuse to be a part of the destruction of the culture anymore than I already am. Plus, the title says all you need to know to sigh heavily and give a loud "GAH!"

Watching old people try to connect with youth culture by attaching themselves to something anyone who IS hip knows is lame is just...well...LAME! Not only is anything related to 'Jersey Shore' stupid and lame is is also syphilitic.

I can just see him sitting in his office and asking his staffers, "What's a Snooki?"

Well, McCain might get a nickname out of it. I suggest 'Soupy' because I suspect that is what he smells like. And that is what he will make if he gets into the hot tub with Snooki who will now have the SECOND stupidest name ever.

Say what you will about Obama but he has too much dignity and class to ever stoop so low. Congratulations John, Sarah Palin is now the second worst decision you ever made and that is saying alot.

2 comments:

ain't for city gals said...

I do have to agree with you on this..lol....and the Sarah decision.....time for John to step aside...

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

...or be pushed aside off a high cliff.