Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Daily Reminder - They Can't Be Trained


They can't be fooled, tricked or begged to be something other than what they are - soulless and remorseless killers. Have you checked the ingredients in that cocktail? I'd bet you it is some tasteless and odorless poison (like rhohypnal) that the bulbhead is using to kidnap our pretty girls without much fuss before pulling them down to their deep sea breeding pits. You don't hear about this because the sea holds onto it's secrets. So get your own drink and watch it at all times. Go train a dolphin if you want to train something. That way you only get molested and sent on your way.

7 comments:

Belle said...

I don't know. She looks like a Bond girl. She might have something nasty in store for that octopus.

Tempo said...

Maybe they cant be trained but how come they get all the hot chicks?...

Professor Chaos said...

You can't see below the surface of the water. I'll bet you that woman has 8 tentacles where her legs should be.

Kal said...

They get all the chicks for the same reason rock stars do. They don't have to be pretty. They just have to be there and make noise.

Crystal Pistol said...

They'll charm the pants off the most unsuspecting of vigins, those dolphins... They seems all innocent until they bottle nose the naughty.

Kal said...

Sounds like you speak from experience Crystal. I am sorry for your molestation. And they all think those damn dolphins are so cute.

Crystal Pistol said...

Ruffians. Every last one.