You would have to turn your house into a jungle gym. She just likes to crawl over everything, with her boots on. I would just be following her with the vacuum cleaner and that is a dealbreaker, baby.
Friday, March 18, 2011
I Couldn't Date Lara Croft
You would have to turn your house into a jungle gym. She just likes to crawl over everything, with her boots on. I would just be following her with the vacuum cleaner and that is a dealbreaker, baby.
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Christmas Day many years ago me and four of my friends in a flat in London. Snowed in. We did nothing but play the first Tomb Raider. It was the beginning of a love affair with the Playstation that lasts to this day...
I am such an old school gamer - those large games at the arcade. I seriously need someone to instruct me in gaming today. I would love to play some of the games I see out there. I learned how to fly a plane when I was 16 but I want to learn to fly a fighter on my computer. Maybe I should just buy a system and hire a kid for the summer to school me.
You'd vacuum and you'd LIKE it, mister.
But can't we reach a nice compromise and have her take off her boots at the door...now hear me out...and have her wear those knee high brown socks when she is climbing around the house. I will polish her boots and wash the blood out of her jumper. I would be one HELL of a good house husband to Lady Croft.
If you put in a rock wall she wont wear the boots. They wear those tight extremly uncomfortable shoes with the heavy toe points to climb.
Ok maybe you would have to vacumm alot the chalk dust would drive you crazy. Hell I think its worth it
Its worth the vaccuming to have lara croft as your girlfriend, although going by the films she isn't always like that and sometimes is normal.
Nomad, both you and Samuel seem to think that having her made a mess and shoot up the furniature is somehow going to make my life easier. I would be planting clues and artifacts all over the world just to get rid of her and get some piece and quiet for a change. But then of course her enemies would kidnap me because of something SHE was into. Overall she is not worth the bother.
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