Sunday, June 10, 2012

Bitch Crashed Her Car And LIVES!

I can only pray for her death so many times. You all need to help me by contributing all your birthday and wishbone wishes to help us cleanse this world of this Florida ditch pig. And if you were that person who de-followed me, you can be in the back seat when the carnage occurs.



7 comments:

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

Reminds me of this one time I had a bad flu bug and rented "Herbie Fully Loaded", hoping that watching its awfulness while ill would induce some epic fever dreams.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

But that is one of her best films. What I hate most about her is the way she pissed her talent down the toilet. Christian Aquilara pisses me off for the same reason. Fuck her.

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

Just trying to read the plot synopsis of "I Know Who Killed Me" hurts my brain. I pity anyone who has actually watched it.

DrGoat said...

Don't hold your breath Cal. Only the good die young, right?

M. D. Jackson said...

She was never in any danger. Don't you know that Hollywood has special "crash lanes" designed for stars to crash their cars safely and walk away. Only to be used in emergencies, of course, like when your publicity level drops below a certain threshold.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I could go to California, but a bag of oranges from one of those guys on the bridges, freeze that bag of oranges and wait for Lindsey behind a palm tree...

Jim Gallant said...

Dude. Love "Florida Ditch Pig!"