Sunday, June 10, 2012
Bitch Crashed Her Car And LIVES!
I can only pray for her death so many times. You all need to help me by contributing all your birthday and wishbone wishes to help us cleanse this world of this Florida ditch pig. And if you were that person who de-followed me, you can be in the back seat when the carnage occurs.
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Reminds me of this one time I had a bad flu bug and rented "Herbie Fully Loaded", hoping that watching its awfulness while ill would induce some epic fever dreams.
But that is one of her best films. What I hate most about her is the way she pissed her talent down the toilet. Christian Aquilara pisses me off for the same reason. Fuck her.
Just trying to read the plot synopsis of "I Know Who Killed Me" hurts my brain. I pity anyone who has actually watched it.
Don't hold your breath Cal. Only the good die young, right?
She was never in any danger. Don't you know that Hollywood has special "crash lanes" designed for stars to crash their cars safely and walk away. Only to be used in emergencies, of course, like when your publicity level drops below a certain threshold.
I could go to California, but a bag of oranges from one of those guys on the bridges, freeze that bag of oranges and wait for Lindsey behind a palm tree...
Dude. Love "Florida Ditch Pig!"
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