We all know where Kellyanne is going. Either Antarctica or Uzbekistan. She lipped off to the Donald and he tore her a new one. When he finds out she's a girl she will really be in trouble. Any of those not named Ivanka have got to go or at least be sequestered in a pen on another floor.
And can I just say that in all of this madness, the only thing that brings me only the smallest amount of joy is seeing Ivanka. Stupid name. Smart girl. It's her that will strangle her father with a strand of pearls in the end and save us all. No jury will ever be found to convict her. Remember you heard it here first.