This is why I always tell anyone to KEEP YOUR DAMN HELMET ON! You take that thing off in space or in the water and you are just asking for trouble. Example number one. Here is a fine young lady who has succumbed to SPACE MADNESS and now is a danger to herself and her crew. Just look at those crazy eyes.
Ten seconds after she starts shooting at everything with her ray guns, I am going to have to put her down and down hard. That will just upset everyone in the group which will be counterproductive to us all.
I really do hate being pushed into a corner just because someone can't follow a simple rule. I don't make these up just for my amusement. These rules exist for the benefits of us all.
Now look at this girl. She is doing everything right.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.