This Is The LAST Thing I Need In My Life Right Now

I have been reading on many blogs about the growing belief that the true existence of alien life that has visited and still in on our planet is being carefully prepared for release to the general public. Of course governments have know about the real truth for decades but only now feel like they want to share this knowledge with the rest of us.

There is just too much evidence with cell phone cameras and video technology being so readily available but I don't think that is the reason. The governments have refused to confirm anything to the people who are obsessed with this issue, often becoming so after witnessing one of these UFO's themselves. These type of people are easy to isolate and label so that is not it. No group of these believers is large enough to pose a threat to the 'secret'.

That is why I think it's something the governments can't stop from being discovered, like an armada of ships just beyond Jupiter or something that they can't stop from being seens by anyone who just has to look up.

I think I just peed my pants. This moment will be bigger than 9/11 and there WILL be t-shirts.

First of all, the alien conspiracy guys must be going out of their minds. If it is true then a huge "I TOLD YOU SO" will be heard around the world and in the homes where these believers are often viewed as mentally ill by family and friends. I know that I myself would keep to myself the knowledge that I had seen something I couldn't explain.

There is no way of predicting how this news will affect the planet. We could all just be reasonable but that is unlikely. Every scenario from "To Serve Man" to the "Mirror" universe in Star Trek will spread fear and mistrust through a population who don't ever like EACH OTHER because of insignificant things like skin color or language or religious beliefs.

How do you think we will react to beings that are not even FROM here? I do know one thing. If they taste like chicken then they are fucked. We will Kentucky Fry their asses before they knew what hit them.

Plus I think they have more to fear from US than we do from them. We are a most selfish and greedy people. We want what our neighbors have and if they don't hand it over we think it is perfectly reasonable to hit them over the head with a heavy object and just take it.

I know personally that if I see a space ship with an open door or a ray gun on a table at McDonald's then I am going to test them both out myself regardless if the aliens give me their permission.

The other day on NBC they showed footage of what they claimed was an alien craft that moved across the sky at terrific speeds. There have been many sightings around the Lake District of Western Britain and many sightings have been seen around the world at or near water. I think you can see where I am going with this.

7/10ths of this planet is water. As humans we have not explored very deeply at all and the bottom of the ocean is a nice place to chill in your space cruiser without fear of being bothered by us hairless apes.

Another outworldly creature, however, does live at those depths and they have the intelligence and spiteful nature to be just the kind of life that the aliens may have the ability to communicate with. If that is true you those stinkin' cephalopods haven't painted us in a very good light.

I love the way all of this information logically fits into my cute little conspiracy theories. How jazzed to you you think I will be if I find out I was right all along? Like Spock said to Kirk and Bones, I will be 'insufferably pleased with myself for at least a month."

Then of course I will lose my freakin' shit at HAVING been right all along.

I can see me pursuing an 'Earth First' political agenda. I am not proud of that but I want to be honest with everyone. I have see too many movies about probings and alien life hatching out of people's stomachs and being on the some alien's buffet menu. I can't just UNSEE all that and comfortably put embrace these visitors. If the are VISITORS then that means that at some point their VISIT will be over and they will have to move along back home or wherever else they want to go.

Now is it ONE alien species or several that are here? They seem to use basically the same shapes for their ships so maybe they are like their cars and they are tourists coming to the latest cool vacation destination.

We have it all. We have cold and hot, wet and dry, deep oceans and high mountains. We have gambling and prostitution and cultural celebrations and athletic events for them to view and take pictures of for their scrap books back home. I mean we got it all and we are just the greedy grubs to exploit that situation for whatever we can trade for with them.

The possibilities for mischief are making my head want to explode.