Tuesday, February 7, 2012

I Hate Myself For Liking This Idea So Much


I would never patronize such a demeaning establishment. Unless I was in Tokyo, of course. What? You all know that I dream of my 'Hello Kitty' movie starring Tom Cruise at least once a month so I am powerless to resist the combination of elements in this image. If anyone deserves a Volcano of Love, it's me.

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7 comments:

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

I don't think I could justify feeding from the "Volcano of Love" unless I'd burned enough calories by walking the whole way to Japan.

Back in college, one of my neighbors worked at a Hooters. She said you get a free gym membership, and you can be fired if you don't maintain "standards of appearance."

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I have never been in one because I know I would feel bad for the girls. I am always extra nice to the waitresses because I know how hard they work. Having to serve people while being leared at in an decidedly UNSEXY outfit is not my idea of fun. I felt the same way at the strip club. Now a PIRATE GIRL themed restraunt...THAT I would go to.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

You're a good guy, Cal.

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

Oh yes, Buccaneer Babes who have to endure all manner of "Booty" and "Treasure Chest" jokes all day.

Still I could really get into a pirate themed restaurant, I mean, a pirate restaurant other than Long John Silvers.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Start with the pirate boots and serve a mean fish and chips.

M. D. Jackson said...

I got no problem with the concept of Hooters. It's just the kind of place that would pander to my inner "Benny Hill".

But a Hello Kitty theme event? My daughters loved Hello Kitty when they were little. Hello Kitty represents all that is pure and innocent in the world. Putting Hello Kitty together with Hooters would put me into a nuclear meltdown emotional crisis.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I always found Hello Kitty to be more 'edgy' than you did. That was one complicated little kitty.