I Am Hip To His Schemes

And open message to Admiral Fluffy Von Scootchie-Balou (of the Manhattan Scootchie-Balous.)

If you hate being scritched so much, then why don't you walk away? I am not stopping you. You put up with all the attention like YOU are doing ME a favor. The second I stop, however, you flash me a look while making all kinds of noises signalling your 'disapproval'. I got enough stress in this cold arctic tundra these days. I need an ally during this bout of cabin fever.