Monday, February 27, 2012

I Am Hip To His Schemes


And open message to Admiral Fluffy Von Scootchie-Balou (of the Manhattan Scootchie-Balous.)

If you hate being scritched so much, then why don't you walk away? I am not stopping you. You put up with all the attention like YOU are doing ME a favor. The second I stop, however, you flash me a look while making all kinds of noises signalling your 'disapproval'. I got enough stress in this cold arctic tundra these days. I need an ally during this bout of cabin fever.

2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

You're getting kind of uppity, Cal. That's not the way to serve Your Lord High Admiral Fluffy.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I suspect he will slap me down any minute now for my heresy.