I started to watch The Apprentice last night only to mock it unmercilessly for the first fifteen or so minutes just to piss off my aunt in the genius snarky passive aggressive way that I can when I am on top of my game.
But then the frickin' show entertained the hell out of me. Such great 'celebrity' choices. A really choice group for that level of fame. I loved the interactions between these high maintenance characters. They are such type A freaks, I can't help but admire their honest about who they are. If you pretend to be someone you are not on THIS show, you are getting your ass fired.
The smartest thing Trump ever did was to keep his screen time down to an absolute minimum in this cycle. I suspect he also turned the creative aspects of the show over to other people. He actually didn't spoil it for me. I KNOW - stop looking at me that way. I feel dirty enough.
I refuse to post Trumps picture however. But Ivanka - every damn day of the week. There is no accounting for genetics. Her mother Ivana was an Olympic athlete and contributed 99% of all non-reptile DNA to her structure.
This show also validated one of my core beliefs - women hate women.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.