How do guys who are bigger losers than me (and I know you are out there - I can't be the very bottom of the barrel) get and keep women for expected periods of time. Tell me your secrets, bitches, or bastards as the case may be.
Sunday, June 10, 2012
I Wish I Had Girlfriend To Hate Me
Because someone would at least be paying attention to me. When it's cold there is nothing I love better than the bad weather and being trapped in my cabin in the tundra. June, July and August make me so lonely that I just want to jump in the car and drive to someplace interesting and new. I just can't do that by myself because I fear being jumped and murdered by gangs of squirrels who are vicious at this time of year. So I twitch and feel bad and swing back and forth on my yard bench for hours. I need a friend or several friends - maybe married friends who have slow female cousins they can introduce me too. I accentuate SLOW so that there is no way that I can possibly disappoint her. Can you help a brother out?
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They go out...in "that" world out there. No one likes it...but it is where they all hide. So I hear...you should go take a look and let us know what it is like.
Ah Cal...
I have told you before that you need to be open to any possibilities. Get yourself out there! Don't like meeting people in bars and such, well, try a dating service or an online chat place. Truth be told, chances are some lady is not going to come knocking on your door out of the blue.
But there are people looking, you just have to get yourself to where they are at!
And stop being so down on yourself! You are funny, smart, witty and kind. All attributes that someone is looking for, right now. Go out or go online, be pro-active!
:)
I have heard this before and I want to deny the norm and have someone find me and read my blog and see my genius and find me irresistable. I can't operate in the normal world because it's full of stupid people. I thank all of you who let me bitch. I will never be happy because how else can I be miserable which as we all know is my native stage.
Then Cal, I just don't know what else to say other than "good luck".
Stick to your guns Cal. My friend met her husband because he knocked on her door. He was the cousin of a friend and she was having a party for the friend...and bam...there he was.
Side note...the guy is kind of a douche...but that may or may not be related to the whole knock on the door thing...just a fyi.
So your story didn't have a happy story at all, Val?
I wish I could tell you how I've been the subject of attraction for so many pretty women in the past. It sure wasn't my ability to know all the right things to say.
Never thought I'd say this, but I miss the big city. At least I had chance of encountering more people my own age.
However, I have a glimmer of hope on the horizon when I saw a girl this morning in my neck of the woods with a Dalek keychain. So she's a either nerd or British. I can work with either one.
Good luck to both of us my friend.
Cal there is someone out there for you buddy just keep your eyes open and your heart and she will find you or should i say you will find each other my friend.
BTW: Women love it when you call yourself down. Describing yourself as a lonely loser is a powerful aphrodisiac.
"Really?" you ask.
NO! I was being sarcastic. Stop it before all the potential girlfriends reading this blog (with 515 followers and God knows how many lurkers it is statistically well within the realm of possibility) begin to believe it and write you off. Humorous self depreciation is one thing and appropriate in small doses only. Stop with the: "Oh, God I'm such a troll" posts. It gets you pity from a handful of followers but little else.
Concentrate on the positive. This blog is an advertising space for you! Think like one of the guys on Mad Men! Advertise, damn it!
"I want to deny the norm and have someone find me and read my blog and see my genius and find me irresistable." That is EXACTLY how I met my hubby, Cal. But you know that already.
Everyone told me I would never meet anyone by blogging, that I needed to go out and hit the bars if I wanted a man. The thing was that I knew I didn't want the kind of man that was hanging out in a bar! I wanted someone quirky, silly, smart, and honest, and he found me on my blog. :-)
So, I say you just keep on being you and do what you do. Because there are a whole lot of us out here in the world who think you are spectacular (515 followers?! You so ROCK, my friend!) and it's only a matter of time until you and Ms. Right cross paths. I just know it. :-)
((((HUGS))))
There's a lot of good stuff in these comments old bean. MD has put in words what I believe is very good advice.
Yeah...okay Cal, maybe the happy ending had a bit of a twist. But she did get what she wanted...she is married.
On a side note, it is probably a good idea to "make the deal" *wink, wink* before you tie any knots she is regretting that one super big time.
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