Wednesday, June 6, 2012

LUKA LUKA LUKA


LUKA,  wtf??? You cut up a guy in Toronto and travel to Montreal in order to mail a foot and hand to a Vancouver Elementary school? One could almost admire his flair for the weird with all this pre-planning he did. How did he get the packages past Canada Post? Not that body parts are routinely mailed across Canada, but...

I have the feeling he is in control over everything going on in his case. There are body pieces going to be found in places like grocery store meat departments and day care center student lunches.

He planned this for a long time and now we will see how much longer he can keep the bizarre news coming. I would like to know how he financed all these adventures. The male model/porn star business doesn't seem to be all that profitable a career choice.

I am upset that people had to die because this kid had the drive and imagination to really make his mark on the world. However we really can't 'spin' the idea of mailing body parts to places that should always remain body part free - that will always be a high negative about Luka to most sane individuals and potential jurors.

Is it too much to hope for that he already has a German buddy implanted with explosives locked up in the same Berlin central jail central? Once he detonated the bomb, ala the Joker in Dark Knight and escapes, the manhunt can begin anew.

3 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

This is what I wonder about. He would have mailed his 4 packages from Montreal all on the same date. Why did the Ottawa ones take A WEEK to be delivered and the BC ones TWO WEEKS? Is Canada Post that gawdawful bad and slow these days?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

HA HA HA..I love the idea of Canada Post getting the blame for their slow delivery of body parts.

Pat Tillett said...

As they say in the movie, "Earthlings are stupid!"