Monday, June 18, 2012

Top 10 Deadliest Animals - We Are Not Even Number One




Have you noticed that most history books divide eras among major social, political, or disastrous events and that the lion’s share of these are wars? In 200,000 years of the modern human species’ history (our personal history), the only thing we’ve been able to do consistently well is kill each other. All animals fight, but only humans wage war.

We are the only species that has ever existed on Earth to have attempted the elimination of entire species. And we are always getting better at it, always pushing scientific knowledge, and almost always one of the first things for which science is put to use is the invention of new methods of murder.

We do it so well that we cannot even face ourselves when we consider it. We devise euphemisms, especially in time of war: it’s not murder – it’s combat, or “defending our freedom,” “target neutralization,” “justifiable homicide,” “soldiery,” “just following orders.”

The human is the only animal ever known to be capable of revenge, hatred, or sadism, and we are intimate with all three. We kill for every reason.

Black powder was originally invented by Chinese alchemists looking for the elixir of life, then used as a means to set off fireworks for amusement. That didn’t last long. Now it is more commonly called gunpowder.

The Wright Brothers pioneered human aviation for the purpose of enabling aerial warfare, because in their opinion this would make national invasions impossible, and would thus negate all warfare in the first place. Wishful thinking. Tesla envisioned his “death beam” for the same purpose.

Einstein had no idea his Special Theory of Relativity could be used to split atoms for the purpose of killing people. When Robert Oppenheimer and Enrico Fermi explained to him what was being done at The Manhattan Project, he burst into tears.

Consider all the kindhearted, nonviolent people through the ages, Jesus, Gandhi, Martin Luther King. What do we do to them? Hate them, harm them, kill them out of spite.

The human is an unnatural animal because of all this. It does not fit into any environment, except perhaps the urban environment. We think of ourselves as predators, usually with a sense of pride.

Nevertheless, on even terms, the human would not stand half a chance in a fight to the death with most of the other entries on this list. But that only incites us to pick the fight, and we do so by the one method in which we have no equals: thinking. Given the proper preparation (typically guns), we are more than a match for any other organism on this list. And that fills us with malicious and/or “sporting” glee.

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6 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

What was it that Jonathon Swift said about mankind being the most vile bacterium to ever crawl upon the earth? I'm too lazy to look up the exact quotation. But sometimes it seems like a perfectly fair assessment.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

It's a nice planet if it wasn't for all the people.

D.I. Felipe González said...

Earth: mostly harmless.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

MOSTLY - until you leave your ray guns on the table at Taco Bell.

M. D. Jackson said...

Nonsense! Human beings are not the only ones who kill for pleasure. Chimpanzees and certain monkeys do it as well. Ever see a cat playing with its prey? You think he doesn't enjoy that? Of course they do. We are hard wired to kill, us biological beings. Mankind is nothing special, no different from the animal kingdom. Murder is hard wired into our genes.

All we've done is turned it into an art form. We are not a disease of the Earth. The Earth has been producing killing machines for as long as it has had life on it. We are merely the ultimate expression of that impetus.

Stop calling yourselves down for your obvious talents! Celebrate your gifts! Be proud of yourselves and of your planet that produced the ultimate killing machine.

Do you think that other planets are any different? They've got killing machines of their own, alien species who have risen to the top through the use of tooth and claw.

It's a tough universe. If Mankind is too soft he won't survive. Think on that.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

You are right. We are dangerous little rats with thumbs and imaginations to rival any of your species out there. We fucked with the Klingons, the Dominion and the Borg. We do gladiator sports well and we expoit the prettiest and dumbest of us like no slave culture ever good.

I miss these litte conversations. The remind me of all the proper things to hate. That is why I love you my friend.