Tuesday, December 11, 2012

If I Was An Astronaut....

I would periodically break into a long rosing rendition of 'Ground Control to Major Tom'. What are they gonna do? They can't fire me until I return to Earth and I don't gotta do shit while I am outside the station if I don't want to. While I am in space I am gonna enjoy myself and do some mischief. The spacesuit glove has a middle finger for a reason.

  


3 comments:

Ben Varkentine said...

Did you see the clip of Gabby Gifford's husband, Cal?

Kal said...

It what context. Did he make trouble outside the ship?

Ben Varkentine said...

During his last mission, U2 did one of those things where they had him announce the song "One" via satellite from space.

But after doing so, and just before signing off, he added:

"Tell my wife I love her very much-she knows."