You FUCKING HILLBILLIES have doomed us all. Time for Canadian isolationism. Gloat now because I will have nothing but contempt for you idiots. Now I KNOW the shit was rigged. I thought the media was in the bag for the right side, not the orange side? Now you get Gingritch and Guliani and Pence and all the other losers who will take you back in time. Just stay on your site of the border. I can't stand to look at any of you today. Well, it was a nice planet while we had it. Someone TAKE THE SHOT!!
I woke to my computer thinking it was a joke.
I was all too real. I am incensed.