Well what do you know. Dickhead coward Glenn Beck has refused to say whether or not he will be taking the H1N1 vaccine. While he could recommend that his listeners take it (and maybe save a few lives), he would rather avoid any consequences that would come from problems with the vaccine by dodging the issue all together. He wants to reserve the right to criticize the Obama government if something goes wrong. So much for using your fame for something good. He also denied today that he believes that the government will be using the vaccine to implant tracking chips into people, a fear he had a hand in spreading before. Its a popular topic on right wingnut websites. Just light the fuse and walk away Glen. We are so much better off for your contributions to the culture. I know you don't do what you do for any recognition or awards but finally, you have earned the much coveted Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness Silver Bullet Award. Now go for the ratings bonanza and blow your brains out on live TV. I guarantee they will never forget you.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.