OMG I hate commercials. I have been watching the US Big Brother with my mother so I am subjected to commercials. These are are a few of the stupidest ones.
Smart Bread - the cartoon bread superhero with a cape comes into a room full of kids and starts breakdancing - yes breakdancing and all the kids gather around like we used to do in the 80s. And then he tells the mom about all the grains in smart bread and the kids do what kids at all parties do - eat sammiches. GAH!
Dairy Queen - first the family in the car already are eating Blizzards. The kids are arguing about which one is closer to the Dairy Queen Blizzard truck that they are following. Dad reminds them that their MOM is closer because she is on the hood of the car with a helmet on, trying to grab the back of the Blizzard truck.
Now there are several things wrong with this picture. First, when mom grabs onto the back of the Blizzard truck and dad pulls away, she is going to be ripped in half in front of her children. Then he will crash off the cliff because her blood will obscure his vision.
Why not just follow the Blizzard truck from a safe distance and wait until it stops. Then you can get your frosty treat. But no, you have to go all psycho about it and endanger you family, who I remind you, ALREADY HAVE BLIZZARDS.
This family are all skinny too. With all the Blizzards they obsessively eat you would think they would be larger. I can only include that they all picked up a tapeworm on their India vacation - probably deliberately so they could come back and snorf down them damn tasty Blizzards.
Those damn tiny burgers from A&W have an annoying commercial. The caterer is handing out food at some high end posh party but they only want to eat those half sized Angus cheeseburgers. So he goes to the A&W to get more because no posh party is complete without fast food. Later today I am gonna eat four of those suckers while wearing my boxers and a dirty t-shirt. How posh is that for you bitches?
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