"An unidentified purple octopus (pictured) is one of 11 potentially new species found this month during a deep-sea expedition off Canada’s Atlantic coast, scientists say."
Don't you know who this is? This is Octopus P. Bastard. I hate the way they just play up the cute for stupid humans. New species? Or just a cephalopod shut-in that was just found? I hate them. Thank you SamuraiFrog for posting this on Tumblr for me.
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4 comments:
I don't often actually laugh out loud when I read a post but when I read the name I did. I so clearly heard the tone of voice for "Octopus P. Bastard" that I had to laugh.
Good stuff.
Thanks buddy, I thought I was losing my touch.
Stare deep into the lanquid pools of my dark azure eyes.......and you'll end up like that girl in the squid suit a few posts back.
Have you ever READ anything on my blog, Dr Goat. That is the EXACT situation I am trying to avoid myself and save everyone else from. You never look them directly in the eyes. You just stab and stab and stab and stab some more.
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