OH SURE

They can re-design the frickin' toothbrush ever other week so that it's genetically formulated to clean where ordinary brushes and GOD can't reach but I still can't get me a diet cola that doesn't leave a disgusting aftertaste.

Now the toothbrushes have a oval HOLE in them so that my thumb can work that device like the missile button on a jet fighter. IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH! On 'Survivor they can make one out of a stick that seems to work just fine so STOP with all these 'improvements' and move on to something I really need improved - like my car that runs on GASOLINE and not water or solar power or butterfly farts.

The world and it's commercials are really working my last nerve today. GAH!