Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Big Brother UK Update


OMG - Just when I get used to cry baby with anger management issues Shabby (I even had a dream about her a few nights ago - she kinda looks like Milla) she walks out of the Big Brother House. She couldn't take all the drama. In fairness, it WAS drama that she herself had created so that is kinda ironic and I do love me some irony. Once Kiva fell out with Shabby calling herself a 'lesbian sidekick this past month' is was all over for Shabby. She lost her last ally and needed to walk away.

Now all I have to say about this whole divided house tragedy is this - "HAVE ANY OF YOU NUMNUTS EVER SEEN THE PROGRAM BEFORE???" Who do these people think they are. The producers have had a decade to learn how to drive captured prisoners mad. What made this group think they would be any different. Sure its all sunshine and roses for the first six weeks or so - then they turn on each other like pirhanas in a kiddie pool. All Big Brother needed to do was give a party to only HALF the group and it caused all kinds of shit. Hurt feelings from being excluded or hurt feelings from having their mattress touched. Get a grip. This is BIG BROTHER. You have no friends and you have no hope. All of you are going to be upset and kicked out until one battered slug is left to pick up their tiny sack of dignity and walk off into the sunset.

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I read on a gossip website the other day that housemate Shabby used to be a continuity announcer for one of the UK's 5 terrestrial TV channels. So much for "ordinary members of the public" going into the house.
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In further gossip news, it's been rumoured that this final series will suddenly stop dead and some old-school "favourite" Big Brother contestants from the previous 9 series will go into the house for an Ultimate Big Brother Winner competition. My suspicion is that hideous prune-faced whining machine Nikki Grahame will win. Her or Brian Belo (the self-styled world's stupidest man who can still correctly use words like "Bohemian" and "Niche" in a sentence).

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

OMG...why would they do that. Are the current housemates that boring? Are the ratings down? What about the new people? They did a BB all stars in America and maybe that is how they should have down this last cycle. GAH. Thanks for the tip.