Friday, July 16, 2010

I Can't Help You Now


You got the monkey addicted because you neglected his care. Now you got a smoking monkey. I can't see a way around this problem for you. Let the damn monkey smoke. If you don't want a fire, you best be ready to light all his ciggies for him. You don't want to compound the problem you caused by giving him a lighter.

5 comments:

MJenks said...

Sure, it might kill him, but smoking monkey is just effing funny.

M. D. Jackson said...

You know what that monkey needs?

A scotch. Louie! Scotch on the rocks. The monkey's dry!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Yeh, I would see him being a Scotch drinker. He's a tough guy and tough guys drink Scotch.

MJenks said...

You know what useless fact I learned this weekend? It's illegal to give monkeys cigarettes in South Bend, IN.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Indiana has always been very progressive in their Monkey and tobacco policies.