I need someone to help me draw and write my Christmas children's story - 'Chris Moose, the Christmas Moose.' Isn't that clever? It's about a Moose who hears everyone talking about 'Chris-MAS' but thinks they are talking about him - Christopher Moose - after a mis-delivered package brings him and his curiosity to the big city.
He is thrilled to learn that a celebration has been going on all this time in his honor. You see, like Pooh he is a 'moose of very little brain'.
This is Canada so it will be heavily themed with Canadian Christmas things. In the end everyone learns about the meaning of the season and that a moose really should use q-tips to clean his ears at least once a year.
I like the idea of him becoming an honorary member of the RCMP at the end too. An ambassador of goodwill.
I think I need a tissue. What a beautiful Christmas story.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.