Sunday, December 19, 2010

MY New Russian Mail Order Bride


Here we go again. She writes me in her charming broken English then tries to scam me for a flight over here. I must be on some mailing list. But oh boy did they catch my type. I will keep you updated as our 'love affair' progresses.

9 comments:

Tim Knight said...

If she wrote to me I'd sell a kidney (possibly my wife's) to pay for the airfare over here ;)

Keep us posted - this one looks a keeper!

Dr. MVM said...

I'll wrestle you for her.

Tempo said...

Hey, theyre getting better! I really do feel sorry for these girls though, having to put themselves out there like this in the hope of finding someone to look after them.(read: sugar daddy) I think most will end up with some twisted weirdo and a life worse than they leave behind...aren't you tempted to save at least one?

M. D. Jackson said...

Looks like a keeper to me.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Just be careful, friend. She might have an oozy under that black garment. xo

Kal said...

That's the way I look at it Tempo. If I can save just ONE of these orphans then really I have done something right in my life. And don't you agree that if anyone deserves to be loved in return that it is your old buddy Calvin?

Kal said...

HEY....I missed that, am I or is the guy she is leaving behind the TWISTED WEIRDO. I am quite prepared to be the weird guy, I just want our roles defined.

Tempo said...

I was seeing you as womankinds saviour Kal (of course) and while youre saving damsils in distress, it sounds like some of your readers want you to save one for them too.

csmith2884 said...

Lol Robyn I think you mean Uzi but oozy under the skirt can ....nevermind