When I take everyone out (and I will take all you sons-a-bitches out) I want to be dressed like this. A bit more theatrical than V but he only had dynamite to work with.
Thanks to delays in the ratification of the START treaty (thanks USA) there are plenty of loose nuclear weapons for an enterprising gentleman with many associates to pick up for year end closing prices.
Don't worry. I will give you all plenty of warning to collect your canned goods and collect your bottled water and I will only be most destructive of the places that have abused the good fortune this planet has heaped upon them.
I need a good name. Something flashy but not too 'in your face' evil. I appreciate any help you can give me with that. With my love for a singer like Selena one would be tempted to call myself the 'Phantom', and the Death costume does begin the play's second act, but, come on. Isn't that a bit to 'on the button'? Let's see some imagination here people.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.