Thursday, December 9, 2010

This SItuation Will Get Out Of Control, It Will Get Out Of Control And We Will Be Lucky To Live Through It!


"Pushing the boundaries of current upper-limb prosthetic design, designer Kaylene Kau has created a prosthetic arm that supports the dominant functioning hand in accomplishing day-to-day tasks with ease and efficiency. Featuring a flexible design, the prosthetic arm adjusts to allow a variety of different grips to hold a variety of objects with minimum fuss. The Prosthetic Arm also integrates motors and cables, which help the user control the amount of arm curls required for different tasks. Presenting a simple yet effective design, the new prosthetic limb makes users self-reliant, as they can carry out their everyday tasks without any assistance."


Where is the photo of this pseudo tentacle as it chokes the life out of the human race, forever? You just know the person won't just stop at one. Oh look. It can steal my wallet and my keys while elegantly giving me the finger.

No sir I do not like this one bit.

What is wrong with these people? A HOOK is suddenly not good enough for them? Why do I see a whip coming out of the end that allows them to escape the robbery they just committed by swinging away from the scene of the crime.



4 comments:

Sam G said...

Whoa!

M. D. Jackson said...

I don't know. Those things worked well for Doctor Octopus. It gave him his life back. Or at lest it would have if that pesky spiderman didn't keep interfering with his bank robbing hobby.

Kal said...

If you think I am just going to sit here and agree with you, you must be back on the pipe. It was DR OCTOPUS who kept ruining Peter's days of happily swinging around the city. Where you getting your comics? Malaysia?

M. D. Jackson said...

Obviously I forgot to put my "Heavy Sarcasm" light on.