OMG - This is SO COOL!

"Wow,a very cool product, the Squeezable Bacon, it was used as an April Fool, but it is real! You can squeeze a 100% bacon paste from a tube. Vilhelm Lillefläsk's Squeez Bacon($8) is fully cooked 100% bacon, made from U.S. bred swine. And I have found it has incredible feature that it can store 12 years - shelf Life of 12 years and no refrigeration needed. "Vilhelm Lillefläsk's Squeez Bacon is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon!You can put it on sandwiches, pizza, pastas, bacon, soups, pies, eat it hot or cold (warm Squeez Bacon on toasted rye is to die for), substitute it for bacon in your recipes, or even eat it right out of the tube like we do!"