Bubba Shelby Uncovers The Truth

Bubba Shelby, another of my 'Agents in Shadow' has brought me word of this abomination - the 'dogtopus'. Now while a cat would resist getting into the water where it could be captured for such a bizarre procedure, dogs will follow anyone with a milkbone, often to their own detriment. Our enemy may think they have the upper hand and are now mobile on land. Without the dog parts they were trapped in the oceans and would only slosh about if they tried to move on shore. That's what you get for not having a skeletal structure bitch! I have sent a memo to all agents about our new strategy. Please keep a tennis ball and a Frisbee in you mission packs in case you need to distract the dog or led it away so it can be safely euthanized. It for their own good. Its like Picard said when members of his crew were being 'assimilated' by the Borg - "Don't hesitate to fire. Trust me, you will be doing them a favor'.

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